"The Lord has seen Shaft he knows what style is!"-Daymon Wayans

(When walking home from class, Ryan B. received a very strange pamphlet from a man in brightest motherfuckin' polyester suit I've ever motherfuckin' seen!)

How can the afterlife be any worse than the projects? "Shaft is Style", right? Right, Baby!

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S NO HELL BABY!

Shaft warned us many a time that there is a hell and that we should be motherfuckin' cool, Alright. Here are Shaft's own words concerning what he's going to say to your sorry ass on judgment day:

Hear his words

Shaft spoke these words to keep our asses in line! If we don't be cool at all times we gonna go straight to hell!!!!
That's the bad news, baby!

The good news is that Shaft is here to keep you in style. Shaft explained that if we love him by getting the fuck out of his way, being cool at all motherfuckin' times, watch his fuckin' movies and follow his ten fuckin commandments of cool, we can look forward to spending eternity in the coolest pad in the universe.

The coolness of Shaft's pad will exceed all our desires and expectations as the recently deceased Bumpy explained in these words, "Oh yah!!!! I drink the forty ounce and get it on with every women I see 24/7! Better yet I'm the coolest motherfucker on the planet and it's all thanks to Shaft, oh yah..."

Shaft promised shit to all those fuckers who don't fuckin be cool at all times...So Fuck that shit! Be cool! be in style! Shaftuism is the best!