There was a story about two children once. to be continued..........

Swarn! in beautiful black and white:

The beginning,

Most stories start from the beginning, but
here in Swarn it is a little bit different. I will now
end the story by telling you that no one lives
happily ever after. In fact, the whole damn
planet explodes before the inhabitants of it
even know what's going on. Its all due to
the fact that Gardok(the would be super hero)
messed up everything while trying to save swarn
from 17(Evil Bastard Supreme), and made things
worse than if he had just let things be. Now for
the rest of the story........

I don't really know how to begin. So much
has happened on the tiny planet of Swarn since
it was created. I guess I should probably start by
telling you a little bit about the planet and its
community.

Swarn isn't actually a planet at all, but a little
community inside a crater on the moon. This
may seem small to us, but for the size that
Swarnians are, it is a very large place to them.
Swarn is filled with many colorful characters
who help make it a better place to live in. I never
talk about those people though, I usually stick to
stories about Gardok and Belve Marnik, and how
they tried to save swarn from utter(cows) destruction,
and failed miserably. Swarn is based on fiction. So
don't try any of this at home.

Now a little bit about the characters. The most
important two people of Swarn(at least in my perspective)
are Gardok and Belve Marnik. Gardok is a triangle head
who's real name is William Gardok Phlight III(there is
no Jr. or Sr., just him). He goes by the name Gardok
because it is simpler to pronounce and spell(he isn't
very smart). Belve Marnik suffers from multiple
personality disorder. Well not really, but he lets
people believe that. He lives many lives outside of
being Belve Marnik. One of these lives is as the techno
superstar of Swarn, Medulla Oblongata. The music he
creates is a big hit on Swarn, yet no one knows who
makes the music besides Belve himself. He also has
another life on earth, where the music he creates is
also played, but only few have heard it. The other life
he leads is that of Evil Blue, sidekick to the Supreme
Evil Bastard, and dictator of Swarn, 17.

17, the most evil mofo to have ever lived on
Swarn, or in fact, any other place in our known universe,
is the dictator of Swarn. He didn't get this job by being
voted in of course, as this would make the story boring.
He became the dictator by, stealing the little sign that says
"ruler" from Gardoks parents. You see, whoever has this
sign becomes the ruler of the Swarn. It is that simple.
Evil Blue, who in actuality is Belve Marnik, is 17's side
kick. Nobody knows much about Evil Blue, besides the
fact that he is supposedly related to Belve Marnik in some
way(same person, hmm Clark Kent?).

To Be Continued..............(As an actual story)

-Evil Blue Phamtamole!