Useless Office Skill #152

Credit Card Buzzing

Take 2 credit cards and hold them back to back so the bumpy numbers are on the outside. Hold the cards extremely loosely at the edge of the short sides. Now blow air in between the cards. The sound you will hear will precisely express your feelings about the interest you are paying.

...from the book, Totally Useless Office Skills, by Rick Davis.

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